Sorry everyone, there is a pretty serious backlog of emails, questions and forum posts, not to mention budgets and so on. Please be patient, I'll try to get caught up asap.
In the meantime, just one special mention, the smile of the year goes to Dustin, whose christian epiphany turned out to be the brain-child of a misguided "Christian" "friend" who he says stole his laptop. Guess this friend wasn't one of those Christians who wastes their time actually reading the bible:
Then he said to me, “This is the curse that goes out over the face of the whole land. For everyone who steals shall be cleaned out according to what is on one side, and everyone who swears falsely shall be cleaned out according to what is on the other side. I will send it out, declare the Lord of hosts, and it shall enter the house of the thief, and the house of him who swears falsely by my name. And it shall remain in his house and consume it, both timber and stones.”
-- Zechariah 5:1-4
Turns out God isn't that much different from reality, after all... a little simplistic, but same effect - the evil-doer is consumed by their evil.
Welcome back, Dustin :)