Okay, I now have a Facebook account with 0 friends. And a page. The page is like a profile except that, more like Buzz, you follow me by hitting the like button and I don't have to approve or disapprove. I don't even have to visit Facebook. Theoretically, it will be pulling this post and all my blog posts every half-hour, as well as my YouTube videos, though this remains to be seen. And I can remain, as it were, anti-social.
Here's the page link: