Sunday, January 25, 2009

Still in the Closet

God, of course, always answers email promptly... if only he answered prayers with the same diligence. Here's his answer to my email:
Hi Noah.

Thank you for the question. I am not Buddhist. And I don't worship Christ. He has a big enough head as it is.

Love, God

I never thought of asking whether the Almighty worships Jesus... must get asked that a lot, I guess. And I guess it must be hard to be open about your religion when you're, uh, God...